Funny Life Quotes to help you bring Smile on your Face

Posted on April 9, 2009 @ 5:20 am
by Anu Kapoor

Have you heard the hit track of Ronan Keating’s Life is a Roller Coaster? If not, than you must hear this track now. The lyrics of the songs are very real and I definitely agree with them. Yes, Life is truly like a Roller caster with some very fantastic and enjoyable moments as well as some tough days. Everyone enjoys the good days of life but the person who enjoys tough days of life with positive attitude, is truly a great man. The person with positive attitude always enjoys his life. Everyone can be happy and tackle tough days just by looking at the humorous side of your life. So here are some Funny Life Quotes to help you look at the humorous part of your Life.

1. In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. —Joey Adams

2. In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. —- Bill Vaughan

3. Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something. —— Wesley The Princess Bride ”

4. Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. —– Mahatma Gandhi

5. Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves. Live the questions now. Perhaps you will find them gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answer. – Rainer Maria Rilke ”

6. It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. —– Edna St. Vincent Millay

7. Just as a tree without roots is dead, a people without history or culture also becomes a dead people. —-Malcolm X

8. Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. —– Christopher Isherwood

9. The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. —-Ben Stein

10. You’re alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. —- Barbara Hall

11. I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it. —–Jack Handey

12. Every second we waste laughing at each other is no second wasted at all. Happiness is not knowing the bucket’s behind you. —– Unlucky Sun

13. Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first. —- Benjamin Franklin

14. Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? —–George Bernard Shaw

15. Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. —- Carl Sandburg

16. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. —-Anonymous

17. Life is too important to take seriously. —— Corky Siegel

18. Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. —— Christopher Morley

19. To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you’re wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation. —Clint Eastwood

20. Don’t sacrifice your life to work and ideals. The most important things in life are human relations. I found that out too late. —-Katharinde Susannah Prichard Australian Author

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