You want to hear a funny story?

When I was in high school, I met an older guy that was so hot and I knew that I would do anything to date him. The biggest problem is that he did not speak English.

I did get to go out with him and I loved it when he would talk to me. It sounded so romantic even though I did not know what he was saying. I would just smile at him and hope he smiled back.
I liked it much better when he would write me love letters because then I could go to a free website translation service and find out what he said. A lot of it didn’t seem to make sense, but what I could decipher was sweet.

In the end, the language barrier proved to be too much and we broke up, but I will always remember him. He was, after all, my first true love. Even if it happened to be love in another language.